THE KLONDIKE SITUATION
KILLER KLOWNS
THE REAL MEEK
Bat and Ball Hotel, Moore Park, Sydney
October 18, 2001

Leaning against the Bat and Ball's bar, halfway through this show, and the comment came. "Every gig doesn't have to be life-changing," opined Brother Justin Walsh, longtime Divine Rites mailing list member and sometime Oz '80s underground rock video archivist - and he had a point. The best live music should move you, but it doesn't have to be a big production effort, in a concert barn or with al the trimmings. Sometimes the simple things work best, which is what happened tonight.

I won't outline any excuses for missing the fuzz-laden charms of opening band The Real Meek, but Justin's description of them was "garage-autism" is a wonderful compliment, by all accounts. The Real Meek (formerly just The Meek) have a simplicity all their own and deserve to start headlining soon.

The Killer Klowns (pictured right) are another band in the same category that pops up as a support all over the place and is grossly under-appreciated. Re-built as a one-guitar four-piece, with all-action ex-Madroom singer Paul O'Neill up front and the backline configured for speed, the Klowns did their thing in an all-too-short, go-for-the-throat set. A few of guitarist Darren Trew's older songs remain, but this is mostly new material in a Dead Boys-meet-Electric Frankenstein vein. Plenty of Trew guitar and O'Neill histrionic stagecraft, and an engine room that kicks 'em out with vigour, took the sting out of the steep $4 beer price.

The small crowd that's gathered by the time the headliner rocks up seems to ask the same question - will Klondike play his blues stuff or Detroit/punk covers? Both, as it turns out. Klondike, of course, being Chris Masuak, guitarist with Radio Birdman and lots of other bands (Hitmen, Screaming Tribesmen, New Christs) since, and it's a slightly different line-up to the one he fronted ("Klondike's Dogs of the Apocalypse") at the Lipstick Killers reformation show. There's a new drummer in tow, Rex Hunt lookalike Dave Alexander (of Sydney band The Flaming Barstools and NOT late of the Stooges) and Klondike's Lawyer (introduced simply as "my lawyer" - should that be Raoul Duke?) is on rhythm guitar. Red Porter is backing up on bass, having filled that role in one of the Juke Savages line-ups.

"The Party Starts Now" (a Manitoba's Wild Kingdom tune appropriated by the Hitmen, back in the day) kicks off and we're grinning. "Burn My Eye" (attribution not needed) and a slightly off-key "Who Will Save Rock and Roll?" (do you need to ask it's a Dictators song?) completes a hat trick of icebreakers. Do they have our attention? From there, it's a formidable mix of mostly original songs in a blues-meets-Hendrix line. Stuff like "Voodoo Weatherman" and "Ordinary Day" (yeah, I did a McPharlin and pinched a set list) aren't a million miles from the Texan blues of the Juke Savages and merit recording, if these guys ever get that interested in the prospect. There's a killer pop song tossed in (was it called "Trust in No-One"?) that tests the vocal range (and will reputedly leave Klondike searching for his voice for the week to folow.) Frankie Valli, come on down...

Four more bluesy tunes (including an obligatory car song "Big Finned Cruiser") are punctuated by Lou Reed's "I Can't Stand It" and it feels fine, thanks very much, before a citadel-storming take on Sonic Rendezvous Band's "Electrophonic Tonic" knocks us crowd dead. Following on its heels is Birdman's well-worn "Aloha Steve and Danno". Hoots all 'round for that one.

The band moves off stage to enthusiastic applause but bounces back for an encore pretty quick smart, its frontman joking, "It doesn't take much to get us". It's Lou Reed Night at the Bat and Ball with a primo, re-arranged "Rock and Roll" chugs along, driven by a superb feel and re-written, insistent guitar part, before the closer, Brother Wayne's "Dangerous Madness", winds things down in raucous and righteous style.

This was a night of no pretensions with the band not really worrying about fashion or trends. This was four guys having a good time. Special mention to Dave Alexander on the traps - he was variously mistaken for someone's dad (funnily enough, in his regular band he's joined by his sons), or a slimmed-down descendent of Stewie Spears when he hopped behind the traps. Silly jokes aside, he had a blinder. (The power was all in the feel.) Great to see Klondike back on guitar, doing what he does best and stretching out. Can we have some more soon?
- The Barman
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