DESIRED NON DE PLUME:
Klondike

WHAT'S YOUR DAY JOB?
Self employed sucker (Naturopath, lecturer, journeyman guitar player), otherwise working my guts out for little Johnny Howard to (actually and genuinely) generate income in the vain hope that I can glean a few sorry bucks for my family before thousands of his fellow parasites plunder it.

YOUR MISSION FOR THE RADIO BIRDMAN TOUR, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS...?
Too late. I have no choice.

WHAT PLACE ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO VISITING OR PLAYING AND WHY?
Slovenia, Romania. The sauerkraut. No really, Earth. I've never been there.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO BE THE CULINARY HIGHLIGHT/S OF THE OVERSEAS LEGS?
Blubber in Finland. Those little pots of fat you get at breakfast in Spain. Anything with spit in it in England. Seriously, just dump me in Jerez.

IF YOU HAD TO SWAP PLACES WITH SOMEONE ELSE IN RADIO BIRDMAN, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Then they'd have to be me!

BRIAN JONES WAS KILLED BY...?
Avaricious narcissism greater than that he affected.

LESTER BANGS - GENIUS OR ARSEHOLE?
You and me, out in the carpark!

THE TOP THREE SONGS YOU'LL BE PLAYING ON THE TOUR BUS SOUND SYSTEM ARE:
1. Mississippi Queen by Mountain
2.Tala'a Al-Badru 'Alayna by Yusuf Islam
3.Flowers and Beads by Iron Butterfly

Also:

(To be played at my wake)
In Crowd by Dobie Gray
Cha Cha Cha by Bobby Rydell
Linda Sue Dixon by Mitch Ryder

YOUR FAVOURITE TUNE FROM ZENO BEACH?
Rock Bottom

RECOMMEND SOME READING MATERIAL FOR A LONG TOUR:
Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson by G. I. Gurdjieff

IF FANS WANT TO BUY YOU A DRINK AFTER A SHOW, WHAT SHOULD IT BE?
Calvados

ON WHICH ALBUM DID THE BEATLES JUMP THE SHARK?
I don't think that they ever really succumbed.

WHAT ABOUT THE STONES?
Black and Blue. Definitely and fatally.

> CAN AN AMBIDEXTROUS PERSON MAKE AN OFF-HAND REMARK?
Two is the "evil principle" of Pythagoras.

MAKE A CHOICE - THE MUNSTERS OR THE ADAMS FAMILY?
Marilyn Munster.

FROM THE 'SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF' DEPARTMENT. CAN YOU NAME ONE SONG (THE ONLY SONG) BY THE SACRED COWS?

I'll sing it...

"Kill, Kill, Kill
Thrill, Thrill, Thrill
Make a scene
Bump off a Dean
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Knock off a square
That's what's it's about
Love is Out
Hate is in"

IF THERE WAS ONE THING THAT YOU COULD GIVE YOUR MANAGER JOHN NEEDHAM TO KEEP HIM HAPPY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
The tuition for his kid's education for life and clean, crisp, colorful new shirts and underwear enough for an entire tour.

ADVICE TO THOSE FANS COMING TO SEE RADIO BIRDMAN?
Don't stand too close. I can't see you and am not generally remorseful when you hit the deck.