DESIRED NON DE PLUME:
Le Comte de Precision, Chevalier des Trous Normands

WHAT'S YOUR DAY JOB?
Informing.

YOUR MISSION FOR THE RADIO BIRDMAN TOUR, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS...?
Promote, Provide, Illuminate, Survive.

WHAT PLACE ARE YOU MOST LOOKING FORWARD TO VISITING OR PLAYING AND WHY?
Les loges at the Maroquinerie (Paris) to see if anyone has found some air to put in there.

WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO BE THE CULINARY HIGHLIGHT/S OF THE OVERSEAS LEGS?
A study into the descent of man food around the gas stations of the world, notably the perpetration of installing machines that claim to dispense coffee.

IF YOU HAD TO SWAP PLACES WITH SOMEONE ELSE IN RADIO BIRDMAN, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY?
Chris...maintaining a clean head of hair on the road is a joyless task.

BRIAN JONES WAS KILLED BY...?
Life and life only.

LESTER BANGS - GENIUS OR ARSEHOLE?
I figure the odds be 50/50........if I had something to say.

THE TOP THREE SONGS YOU'LL BE PLAYING ON THE TOUR BUS SOUND SYSTEM ARE:
1.The Open Road..............Charles Jenkins
2.Long Journey.................Michael Hurley
3.Invitation to Openness....Les McCann

YOUR FAVOURITE TUNE FROM ZENO BEACH?
The sound of water drawing away on the sand at the ebbing tide.

RECOMMEND SOME READING MATERIAL FOR A LONG TOUR:
There are a lot of signs out there.

IF FANS WANT TO BUY YOU A DRINK AFTER A SHOW, WHAT SHOULD IT BE?
A quaffable red.

ON WHICH ALBUM DID THE BEATLES JUMP THE SHARK? WHAT ABOUT THE STONES?
Some would argue after they committed to recording...Please Please Me and Rolling Stones No 1 are pillars of a sort; after that it was just evolution.

CAN AN AMBIDEXTRIOUS PERSON MAKE AN OFF-HAND REMARK?
After a Croque Monsieur maybe.

MAKE A CHOICE - THE MUNSTERS OR THE ADDAMS FAMILY?
Such a short life....so many choices. Being a gourmand I'd take bits of both...if you don't let me I'd just say "IT"S NOT FAIR!"

FROM THE 'SORRY ABOUT THAT, CHIEF' DEPARTMENT. CAN YOU NAME ONE SONG (THE ONLY SONG) BY THE SACRED COWS?
Hindu Gods of Love.

IF THERE WAS ONE THING THAT YOU COULD GIVE YOUR MANAGER JOHN NEEDHAM TO KEEP HIM HAPPY, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
A retirement in Italy.

ADVICE TO THOSE FANS COMING TO SEE RADIO BIRDMAN?
Drive safely.