you can't polish a turd

  • cant polish a turdYou Can’t Polish A Turd - The Monaros  (Tradie Records)

    Yob Rock, you say? One man’s low brow culture is another’s tongue-in-cheek, high-energy punk rock and Victorian yokels The Monaros are a rough-as-guts adornment to this rich, Australian tradition.

    You can trace the origins of yobism back to the likes of Billy Thorpe without trying too hard. Suck more piss, and all that. Maybe Yabba, the 1930s cricket spectator who’s immortalised in bronze at the Sydney Cricket Ground? The start sure pre-dates Cosmic Psychos,who are riding a fresh wave of popularity. Arguing the toss is pointless when it’s a race to the bottom.