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Turnbuckles warm-up with two bouts before Japan
The pain will be real when the Psychotic Turnbuckles emerge from their palatial luxury homes in Pismo Beach and go on a two-city rampage in New South Wales in July.
The Turnbuckles play La La La’s in Wollongong on Friday, July 28 and Marrickville Bowling Club on Saturday, July 29 as preparation for a Japanese tour in October.
Lame-brain failed gym flunkies, The Dark Clouds, and limp-limbed Brisbane bovver boy pretenders, Shandy, are making up the numbers on both bills .
Prepare to see them out-classed in two no-holds barred elimination bouts, courtesy of the Turnbuckles, who are rightly hailed around the Intercontinental Rock and Roll Team Champions (undefeated).
“We’re heading to Japan to ‘say no to sumo’ but first we’ll practice our moves on The Dark Clouds and Shandy,” said Turnbuckles manager Chester Chitworth.
“We visited Australia for a training camp in a remote rural location earlier in the year and worked in our new bass man, The Infliktor, but this time is the real deal.
“We’re a hot commodity in demand around the world so who knows when your sad little country will see us again? I’m outta here – we’re going surfing.”
The shows are I-94 Bar promotions. Tickets for both are on sale via Moshtix (Wollongong) and Oztix (Marrickville.)
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I-94 Bar Records & Promotions presents
Chris Masuak & Dog Soldier
2023 Australian Tour
MAY
19 - House of Music & Booze, St Peters, NSW
+ Starcrazy + The Dark Clouds
+ Pocketwatch
Tickets
21 - Link and Pin, Woy Woy
+ The Silver Dragons (1.30pm)
Tickets
26 - Northcote Social Club
+ River of Snakes + The Fiction
Tickets
27 - Barwon Club Hotel, Geelong
+ tba
+ The Fiction
Tickets
28 - Smiths Alternative, Canberra
+ Il Bruto (7pm)
Tickets
JUN
2 -Stag and Hunter, Newcastle
+ Joeys Coop + East Coast Low
Tickets
3 - Federal Hotel, Bellingen
+ Nikki Websters
(free)
4 - Vinnies, Gold Coast
+ The Square Tugs
+ Mick Medew & Ursula
Tickets
Hard-Ons
Europe 2023
MAY
12- FRA Montpellier Secret Place
13 - ITA Bergamo Edoné
15 - GER Karlsruhe Alte Hackerei
16 - GER Cologne Sonic Ballroom
HARD-ONS RIPPER '23
AUS TOUR
JUNE
22 - Ballarat, Volta TICKETS
23 - Torquay, Torquay Hotel TICKETS
24 - Melbourne, Brunswick Ballroom TICKETS
25 - Castlemaine, The Bridge Hotel (matinee) TICKETS
30 - Wollongong, La La La’s TICKETS
JULY
1 - Sydney, Crowbar TICKETS
6 - Maroochydore, Sol BarTICKETS
7 - Brisbane, Brightside TICKETS
8 - Gold Coast, Vinnie’s DiveTICKETS
The Damned
Australia & New Zealand
JUNE
2 – Auckland, Powerstation
3 – Wellington, San Fran
5 – Adelaide, The Gov
7 – Brisbane, Princess Theatre
8 – Sydney, Metro Theatre
9 – Rising: Melbourne, The Forum
Died Pretty
+ Underground Lovers
OCT
13 - Enmore Theatre - Sydney (Tix)
21 - Princess Theatre - Brisbane (Tix)
27 - National Theatre - Melbourne (Tix)