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  • bob short in whiteTop Ten lists for 2019.  Barman promises free rein.  Let's test the limits.  Top 10 questions you should want answered.

    1.  Was Donald Trump's 1980s application for a casino in Darling Harbour rejected because of hislinks to organised crime?

    Answer:  Yes.  And very much on public record though no-one seems to remember.

    2.  Why was God's honest man, Scott Morrison, sacked from his position as head honcho at Tourism Australia?

    Answer: Despite his prominence in the NSW Liberal Party, Scomo got dropped quicker than a turd burger in Macdonalds.  Nobody is talking and sod all folk are asking.

    3.  What the fuck is the deal with Anthony Albanese?

    Answer: Maybe he got dusted in the snap.  Maybe Labor politicians need to embrace the left.

    4.  If Elvis faked his death, would he have died for real by now.

    Answer: Statistically, it is extremely likely.

    5.  Why has everyone forgotten Trump was friends with Epstein.

    Answer.  See question 1